Cosmetics Lover Mugs

Dang, another calling. This time, Avon.

'Why is it women spend hours plucking their eyebrows...then spend hours penciling them back in again!'

After an argument they always kissed and made up.

Whatever look you were aiming for..you missed!

The entire family

Why it's called 'Makeup'...

'It's MURDER putting on make-up with no reflection!'

School Report

'No, we don't do any animal testing, but don't rule out a pop quiz once in a while.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Chani was determined her makeup would last

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Too much concealer?"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"I don't like your application."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"Your mascara is running."

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

'Got anything with a little less musk?'