Cosmetics Lovers Mugs

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"I don't like your application."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"Hair spray"

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

"Your mascara is running."

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'Botox.'

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Medium well, please.'

'Mildred....is that you?'

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

"So what's your success rate?"

"We're running a little late. The Mrs. is still putting on her face."

"Now, open your cosmetics fridge and delicately apply the cold hard cash to the area around your eyes."

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