Cosmetics Lovers Pillows

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"I don't like your application."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"Hair spray"

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'Botox.'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Medium well, please.'

"Now, open your cosmetics fridge and delicately apply the cold hard cash to the area around your eyes."

"So what's your success rate?"

'Finally. Her lipstick is just right.'

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

'Mildred....is that you?'

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'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'