Cosmetic Enthusiasts Pillows

"Implants"

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

Bad hair day!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Pampered and poodled.

Dating is so expensive...

"Too much concealer?"

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

What price beauty?

"I don't like your application."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

Woman applying makeup

New Twenty Blades

"Hair spray"

Desert Dermatologist

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'