Cosmetics Enthusiast Pillows

"Our foundation covers up just about anything ??" aside from childhood trauma."

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

"You're using too much concealer Sharon. . ."

'You jogged my arm! Now I shall have to start all over again!'

'Honey,we're running late.' 'Won't be long dear. I'm just putting on my face.'

'Finally. Her lipstick is just right.'

'You do complete makeovers here?'

'Do you just add more layers as you get older, Mom?'

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

"You look pale, dear. Care to borrow my new make-up?"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Bad hair day!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Shampoo.

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Pampered and poodled.

Dating is so expensive...

"Too much concealer?"

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

What price beauty?

"I don't like your application."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'