Cosmetics Aficionado Pillows

Got anything for horse hair?

'Your hands are so smooth. Do you use skin softener?'

'That new concealer works great!'

'You could at least have waited until I put on my make-up!'

"I don't like your application."

"Don't be an idiot. It's lip gloss!"

'It's a good thing beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core!'

Cut out and keep your own Make up Artist.

"I have the smokey eyes look. Can the doctor still give me an eye exam?"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Bad hair day!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Shampoo.

"Too much concealer?"

Dating is so expensive...

Pampered and poodled.

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

What price beauty?

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.