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'Rare, medium or well done?'

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Bad hair day!

Shampoo.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Dating is so expensive...

Pampered and poodled.

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

What price beauty?

"I don't like your application."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

Beauty salon - Our hair color is to dye for!

"Hair spray"

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

New Twenty Blades

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'