Beauty And Grooming Aficionado Pillows

'When the Prime Minister told us to top up, this isn't what he had in mind.'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Absolutely not!"

"Be creative...!"

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

"I don't like your application."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

Beauty salon - Our hair color is to dye for!

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

Rape of the Lock- The Toilet

'There's no charge for the carrier bag!'

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

Georgian head-dress

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

"She's had a lot of work done."

'Will your wrinkle cream work on these trousers, Mavis?'

Today's Rapunzel

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "