Grooming Enthusiast Pillows

Lion with hair straighteners.

'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Dog asks 'so what did they do to you?'

High-tech Haircut.

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

'The young lady at the end of the bar would like to buy you a haircut.'

Deodorant for a scarecrow.

Boy to Dad about broken razor: 'That's funny. It was working just fine when I groomed the dog this morning.'

Man pulling nose hair and inadvertently head hair.

Back Sack and Crack. A monkey asks for some beauty treatment.

Man spots a grey hair in his beard

"You can call me dude or keep the ponytail... pick one."

"Actually, Occam, the simplest explanation is that you need an electric razor."

"Jenkins is leaving next week. Perhaps we should buy him a parting gift..."

'Bye, dear. I'm going down to the bar to see what the other dogs think of my haircut.'

Kabul High Street

'Our product testers aren't meant to be used that way, Sir.'

'I'm very unhappy with her trim....

Nail clippers.

Anything for the weekend, sir?

"It's shampoo and conditioner!"

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

'No, it's not evolution - It's just a shave and a haircut.'

Accident with razor blades.

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about getting his hair cut?"

"Give yourself a little cut darling. He wants a chance to patch you up."

'Dear? I put a nice new blade in that old razor of yours, did you notice?'

'How long has it been since you had a shearing?'

Time to trim the eyebrows!

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

'Wow! Love the goatee! It gives you that lean and hungry look!'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Grim Reaper shaving