Makeup Enthusiast Pillows

'I need a good concealer. I've got a lot of emotional leakage.'

'Real men have died out,,,there are only softies left,'

'I wouldn't be caught dead in this shade!'

Dang, another calling. This time, Avon.

'Now I look like Mummy!'

'We're too late for the Xmas Eve shindig but if you hurry we can just about make the New Year Eve one!'

'He won't be long, he's just putting his face on.'

Batman applying make-up

"I hardly recognized you without makeup."

After an argument they always kissed and made up.

'Now I look like Mummy!'

'Easy with the make-up, dear- we don't want you looking like a wino, do we!!'

"Do you have anything in whoever the latest social media influencer is?"

"My girlfriend wants to make up. What would you recommend?"

"If you really want to drive him wild, I'd go with the red lipstick."

Woman applying makeup

"It's my hope to make the fact that I never appear in public without clown makeup the least interesting thing about me."

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

"I don't care what they say about lipstick on pigs... That shade looks great on you!"

Make up on daddy

"This six feet rule sucks!"

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"Don't worry about how you look -- it's an old mirror."

"Might be a good idea to lighten up on the mascara hun'."

"I maybe a little overweight, I'm wearing make up today."

'Hey lady, your mascara's running.'

Cosmetic Experiments

'Your dad bought you makeup for your birthday....try to act pleasantly surprised.'

'Darling you are as pretty as ever you were - it just takes you longer to achieve it...'

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

Woman and man dressed as woman.

'Cor blimey Shaz! Ain't you ever 'eard of minimalipstick?'

School Report

'Mom puts lipstick on so Dad knows where to kiss.'

'So which do you think - 'Passionate Pink' or 'Sultry Sienna'?'