Make-up Enthusiast Pillows

'Edna, we're late! You don't have time for a second coat!'

'Make-up? Aisle three.'

'I don't rate black lipstick - liquorice is less messy and more flavoursome.'

Bad hair day!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Pampered and poodled.

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Dating is so expensive...

"Too much concealer?"

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"I don't like your application."

What price beauty?

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Where are my eyelashes?"

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

New Twenty Blades

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

Woman applying makeup

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

Desert Dermatologist

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.