Make-up Enthusiast Pillows

'Edna, we're late! You don't have time for a second coat!'

'Make-up? Aisle three.'

'I don't rate black lipstick - liquorice is less messy and more flavoursome.'

Bad hair day!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Too much concealer?"

Dating is so expensive...

Pampered and poodled.

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"I don't like your application."

What price beauty?

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

"Where are my eyelashes?"

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

Desert Dermatologist

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.

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