Dear Diary, today I'm feeling beautiful...
Make-up Hobbyist Pillows
Add comfort and personality to any space with pillows that honor make-up hobbyists. Bright, stylish, and fun, these accessories bring a touch of beauty artistry into their home.
"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"
"Too much concealer?"
For heavens sake,put some make-up on!
'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'
"I don't like your application."
'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'
Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?
'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'
"Where are my eyelashes?"
"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."
'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'
Curling your hair for no reason
'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'
Woman applying makeup
Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.
'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'
'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'
"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."
'We're too late for the Xmas Eve shindig but if you hurry we can just about make the New Year Eve one!'
'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'
'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'
'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'
'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'
"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."
Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue
"I maybe a little overweight, I'm wearing make up today."
"Now, open your cosmetics fridge and delicately apply the cold hard cash to the area around your eyes."
Colay's glass bottom boat tours!
So I used body soap to wash my face. Why is that so bad? Details matter. Pay attention to your surroundings. Face soap isn't body soap. Conditioner isn't shampoo. Moisturizer isn't hand lotion. If we're ever going to move in together and have a future you've got to pay attention to me and the nuances about my life. Conditioner isn't shampoo? I'm livid and you have stinky hair!
'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'
"We're running a little late. The Mrs. is still putting on her face."
'Finally. Her lipstick is just right.'
New Shades 2020
"Do you suffer from bald spots? Try 'Branches in a Can'!!"
Make-up Hobbyist Pillows Collection
Make-up Hobbyist Mugs
Find more gifts for make-up hobbyists on our mugs page, where humor and artistry collide in delightful designs perfect for daily use.
Make-up Hobbyist Prints
Bring home the beauty with prints featuring make-up art. A wonderful way for enthusiasts to decorate their stations or bedrooms with personality.
Make-up Hobbyist T-Shirts
Looking for wearable fun? Our t-shirts for make-up lovers are a great way for hobbyists to showcase their passion in style.