Cosmetic Lover Pillows

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"Sorry I'm late. I had to do my own make-up this morning."

Family scene in jungle, "No daughter of mine is going out with all that make up on"

'This isn't going to be practical until somebody invents moisturizer.'

"It's not working."

"OMG! Helen. . . I hardly recognized you without makeup."

"This is the candidate I'll vote for! He took a bribe from my favorite cosmetic company!"

"If you really want to drive him wild, I'd go with the red lipstick."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"I don't like your application."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

"She's had a lot of work done."

Butterfly Woman

'Finally. Her lipstick is just right.'

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

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