Cosmetic Lovers Pillows

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"I don't like your application."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

"Hair spray"

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

"Your mascara is running."

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'Botox.'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

'Medium well, please.'

Butterfly Woman

"Now, open your cosmetics fridge and delicately apply the cold hard cash to the area around your eyes."

"So what's your success rate?"

"We're running a little late. The Mrs. is still putting on her face."

'Finally. Her lipstick is just right.'

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

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