Cosmetic Lovers Pillows

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"I don't like your application."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"Hair spray"

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

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'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'Botox.'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Medium well, please.'

"Now, open your cosmetics fridge and delicately apply the cold hard cash to the area around your eyes."

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'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

Butterfly Woman

'Finally. Her lipstick is just right.'

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

"So what's your success rate?"