Cosmetology Lover Pillows

A little powder and a little paint makes a girl what she ain't!

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"Too much concealer?"

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Have you no common scents?!'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

What price beauty?

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"I don't like your application."

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

Woman applying makeup

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

"Botox."

Blend Schools

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

"Your mascara is running."

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"