Skincare Lover Pillows

Youth Cream, look younger in minutes.

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

'Botox. A hell of a lot of botox.'

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Too much concealer?"

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

Desert Dermatologist

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

New Twenty Blades

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

'You do Botox?'

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

"How come your skin is sooooo smooth?"

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

Tips on how to reduce those unsightly crow's feet.

"Stop your whining: as a teenage toad, I had to deal not only with acne, but with warts too..."

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."