Skincare Fanatic Pillows

How baby oil is made.

Your majesty, when your subjects demand change in the monarchy, they aren't talking about Botox.

"Which one of these things is the soap?"

Beauty Products - for women, and for men (exactly the same, but with turbo added).

'I'm sure I'm getting worry lines worring if this anti wrinkle cream is working!'

"I hate this dry weather, it makes my skin feel scaly." (two snake stalking about their skin)

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Too much concealer?"

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"Where are my eyelashes?"

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

Desert Dermatologist

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

New Twenty Blades

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

'You do Botox?'

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'