Skin Care Fanatic Pillows

'Bud just can't take much sun; he has such a delicate skin.'

Rash Aesthetics

'I lost track of time, she's set solid.'

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"Too much concealer?"

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"Where are my eyelashes?"

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

S.P.F. 1,000

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

New Twenty Blades

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Desert Dermatologist

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

'You do Botox?'

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

"How come your skin is sooooo smooth?"

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

"Stop your whining: as a teenage toad, I had to deal not only with acne, but with warts too..."