Skin Care Fanatic Pillows

'Bud just can't take much sun; he has such a delicate skin.'

Rash Aesthetics

'I lost track of time, she's set solid.'

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"Too much concealer?"

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"Where are my eyelashes?"

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

S.P.F. 1,000

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

Desert Dermatologist

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

New Twenty Blades

'You do Botox?'

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

"Stop your whining: as a teenage toad, I had to deal not only with acne, but with warts too..."