Cosmetic Lover Gifts

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"Sorry I'm late. I had to do my own make-up this morning."

Family scene in jungle, "No daughter of mine is going out with all that make up on"

'This isn't going to be practical until somebody invents moisturizer.'

"It's not working."

"OMG! Helen. . . I hardly recognized you without makeup."

"This is the candidate I'll vote for! He took a bribe from my favorite cosmetic company!"

"If you really want to drive him wild, I'd go with the red lipstick."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"I don't like your application."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

"Your mascara is running."

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"She's had a lot of work done."

"We're running a little late. The Mrs. is still putting on her face."