Cosmetic Humor Lover Gifts

"Yes sir Mr Jagger looks like there's oooone left," - Angelina Jolie buys lip balm,

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

"I'm saying we lash out for the 'Deluxe' collagen treatment, next time, honey."

Dang, another calling. This time, Avon.

Whatever look you were aiming for..you missed!

"Your eyebrows are beautiful, darling. I know you hate drawing them on."

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

The entire family

Michael Jackson from the Thriller video...and at a recent court appearance.

"This is the candidate I'll vote for! He took a bribe from my favorite cosmetic company!"

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

'BOTOX...QUICK!

'Silicone implant ward.'

'This isn't going to be practical until somebody invents moisturizer.'

Family scene in jungle, "No daughter of mine is going out with all that make up on"

"Well, this anti-aging cream clearly states it removes crow's feet."

'You heard the man, Harold. It's a formal cruise--go back to the room and put on your black flip-flops.'

After an argument they always kissed and made up.

"Trust me, she's had work done."

'She's definitely had work done.'

A little powder and a little paint makes a girl what she ain't!

Why Creatures Of The Night Don't Wear Corduroy

'It's MURDER putting on make-up with no reflection!'

'No, we don't do any animal testing, but don't rule out a pop quiz once in a while.'

Botox secretary.

A woman shops for choir robes in sizes 'small' 'large' and 'large but think they are small'.

'There'll be a two-hour recess while I get my hair done.'

Cosmetics not tesed on animals

"I envy you. How do you stay so slimy?"

"If you really want to drive him wild, I'd go with the red lipstick."

Arthur maintains a sense of equanimity not matter what the world situation. Mind you, the Botox helps.

'Why is it women spend hours plucking their eyebrows...then spend hours penciling them back in again!'