Cosmetic Humor Aficionado Gifts

'BOTOX...QUICK!

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"I don't like your application."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

"She's had a lot of work done."

"I'm saying we lash out for the 'Deluxe' collagen treatment, next time, honey."

"Now, open your cosmetics fridge and delicately apply the cold hard cash to the area around your eyes."

'Will your wrinkle cream work on these trousers, Mavis?'

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

"Your eyebrows are beautiful, darling. I know you hate drawing them on."

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"

Cut out and keep your own Make up Artist.

"Breast implants, filler and botox for your missus doesn't fulfill our home improvements criteria."

"I have the smokey eyes look. Can the doctor still give me an eye exam?"

'That new concealer works great!'

Eventually, a point is reached where even the best cosmetic surgery begins to look more like taxidermy gone horribly wrong.

'Maybe a tad too much eye makeup.'

'Wax Lipped Cow'.

'Silicone implant ward.'

Gladstone undergoing beautifying process

"I get my looks from my father...he's a plastic surgeon."

"Trust me, she's had work done."

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"No, Liz— they didn’t take your Chantecaille Nano Gold Energizing Cream!"

'She's definitely had work done.'