Cosmetics Humorist Gifts

"Your eyebrows are beautiful, darling. I know you hate drawing them on."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

The Dandy

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

Flight Socks.

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Bald Man Overcomb

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

"I'm saying we lash out for the 'Deluxe' collagen treatment, next time, honey."

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

Toupee in a tin.

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

Bobo's Barber Shop

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

'My tux is at the cleaners.'