Skincare Humorist Gifts

'It appears you have dry scalp.'

'It's a pimple alright. And it looks like it's ready to pop.'

"I envy you. How do you stay so slimy?"

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

'Honest, I'm not a toad - I'm a frog with a skin condition.'

Centurion in a Shower

"Your eyebrows are beautiful, darling. I know you hate drawing them on."

'Happy birthday Frank!...'

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

The eyebrow come over and the nose hair mustache.

Saloon Selectives

'There'll be a two-hour recess while I get my hair done.'

"This zit is growing way out of control!"

'BOTOX...QUICK!

'By accident they washed me with a conditioner!'

'There's a risk of headaches as a side effect I'm afraid.'

Shampoo for Medusa's scaley and slimey hair.

'She's definitely had work done.'

Lady Macbeth in the morning

"I'm not really tan. I've had my head in the oven."

'When I said 'I'm breaking out,' I meant that the food here is messing with my acne.'

'I owe my creation to Dr. Frankenstein. But my botox, nose job and scar removal are the work of my plastic surgeon, Dr. Guida.'

"I'll bet you guys have great technology, I bet you could do great boob jobs!"

'Just think, I used to pay a spa $30 a month to hang me upside down in gravity inversion boots.'

Garra Fish Pedicure.

'What's it look like I'm doing? I'm applying hair tonic to my bald tire.'

Arthur maintains a sense of equanimity not matter what the world situation. Mind you, the Botox helps.

Cosmetics not tesed on animals

"My hair always looks awful in the winter."