Skin Safety Humorist Gifts

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

Athlete

'Honest, I'm not a toad - I'm a frog with a skin condition.'

"Your eyebrows are beautiful, darling. I know you hate drawing them on."

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

'Get back...there's a thermometer in that filing cabinet that could leap out, smash on the floor and give someone a mild headache.'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

Spawn of Satan on board.

Dual Airbags

"This zit is growing way out of control!"

"I did a risk assessment of the dangers of not doing a risk assessment, and decided it wasn't worth it."

Gingerbread man in Emergency room.

'Excuse me,Sir, but me and the rest of the work force think this dress code probably violates OSHA rules.'

'They might satisfy Health and Safety, but I still think the Hi-Vis jackets send a mixed message.'

Falling Rock Zone

'Why do you have safety decals on your mirror, Ma?'

"He said he was working on something big. Now e;ll never know what it was."

'I took a short cut.'

"I'm not really tan. I've had my head in the oven."

"Rodent droppings? Hey! We were wondering where they'd got to!"

Computer cables as fire ladder.

Lady Macbeth in the morning

'I told you to wear your hard hat.'

" ... because this job is dangerous enough without having to worry about dry, flaky skin."

'Your hospital bill is $8437.00, plus $350.00 for not wearing clean underwear when you were brought in.'

"This seems like a bad idea."

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