Skin Safety Humorist Pillows

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

"Your eyebrows are beautiful, darling. I know you hate drawing them on."

'Honest, I'm not a toad - I'm a frog with a skin condition.'

Athlete

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

'Get back...there's a thermometer in that filing cabinet that could leap out, smash on the floor and give someone a mild headache.'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

"This zit is growing way out of control!"

Dual Airbags

"I did a risk assessment of the dangers of not doing a risk assessment, and decided it wasn't worth it."

Gingerbread man in Emergency room.

'Excuse me,Sir, but me and the rest of the work force think this dress code probably violates OSHA rules.'

'They might satisfy Health and Safety, but I still think the Hi-Vis jackets send a mixed message.'

"I'm not really tan. I've had my head in the oven."

Lady Macbeth in the morning

'Your hospital bill is $8437.00, plus $350.00 for not wearing clean underwear when you were brought in.'

'I told you to wear your hard hat.'

Medieval message

'Why do you have safety decals on your mirror, Ma?'

'I took a short cut.'

"He said he was working on something big. Now e;ll never know what it was."

"This seems like a bad idea."

"Rodent droppings? Hey! We were wondering where they'd got to!"

Computer cables as fire ladder.