Skin Care Humorist Pillows

"This zit is growing way out of control!"

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Woman in hospital: Pick up a leaflet, Pick up a bug.

Centurion in a Shower

'Honest, I'm not a toad - I'm a frog with a skin condition.'

"Your eyebrows are beautiful, darling. I know you hate drawing them on."

'Happy birthday Frank!...'

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

The eyebrow come over and the nose hair mustache.

Saloon Selectives

'BOTOX...QUICK!

'There'll be a two-hour recess while I get my hair done.'

'By accident they washed me with a conditioner!'

"I'm not really tan. I've had my head in the oven."

'There's a risk of headaches as a side effect I'm afraid.'

Lady Macbeth in the morning

Shampoo for Medusa's scaley and slimey hair.

'When I said 'I'm breaking out,' I meant that the food here is messing with my acne.'

Arthur maintains a sense of equanimity not matter what the world situation. Mind you, the Botox helps.

Cosmetics not tesed on animals

"My hair always looks awful in the winter."

'I owe my creation to Dr. Frankenstein. But my botox, nose job and scar removal are the work of my plastic surgeon, Dr. Guida.'

"I'll bet you guys have great technology, I bet you could do great boob jobs!"

'Just think, I used to pay a spa $30 a month to hang me upside down in gravity inversion boots.'

"I envy you. How do you stay so slimy?"

"You're very lucky. An inch lower and this would have been closer to your elbow."