Beauty Salon Humorist Gifts

Cut & blow dry.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

What price beauty?

Not you. Your hair.

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

Bald Man Overcomb

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

Toilet roll beauty tips.

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

Bobo's Barber Shop

Toupee in a tin.

Open up the Shops!

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

'He was superhuman. Then he started to lose his hair.'

"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover."

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

Centurion in a Shower

"I just got the Google Earth app. I didn't know you had a bald spot."

"And you thought you were having a bad hair day."

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"