Beauty Salon Humorist Pillows

Cut & blow dry.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

What price beauty?

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Bald Man Overcomb

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

Toupee in a tin.

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

Toilet roll beauty tips.

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

Open up the Shops!

Bobo's Barber Shop

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

'He was superhuman. Then he started to lose his hair.'

"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover."

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

"And you thought you were having a bad hair day."

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

Centurion in a Shower

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."