Hair Styling Humorist Pillows

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

"Let me know if you read anything in there about hair."

Look, Joe got a toupee! He's living under an assumed mane!

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Open up the Shops!

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

What price beauty?

Not you. Your hair.

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Bald Man Overcomb

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

Operation Chrome Dome.

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

Toupee in a tin.

Bobo's Barber Shop

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

'You went for the highlights then?'

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

The Knitwit...

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."