Hair Styling Humorist Pillows

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

"Let me know if you read anything in there about hair."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Open up the Shops!

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

What price beauty?

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Operation Chrome Dome.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Bald Man Overcomb

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

Toupee in a tin.

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

Bobo's Barber Shop

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

'You went for the highlights then?'

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

'Mom, Dad... you're right, it was high time to see the hairdresser!'

'He was superhuman. Then he started to lose his hair.'

"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover."

"And you thought you were having a bad hair day."