Cosmetic Humorist Pillows

Arthur maintains a sense of equanimity not matter what the world situation. Mind you, the Botox helps.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

The Dandy

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

Flight Socks.

Bald Man Overcomb

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

Circus trousers

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

"I'm saying we lash out for the 'Deluxe' collagen treatment, next time, honey."

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

Toupee in a tin.

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

Bobo's Barber Shop

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'