Makeup Humorist Pillows

Cosmetics not tesed on animals

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

Not you. Your hair.

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

The Dandy

I'm sure it's fake.

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"More concealer?"

Bald Man Overcomb

Flight Socks.

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'If asked, we should all agree that this seminar never happened.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

Toupee in a tin.