Cosmetic Humor Lover Pillows

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

"I'm saying we lash out for the 'Deluxe' collagen treatment, next time, honey."

Dang, another calling. This time, Avon.

Whatever look you were aiming for..you missed!

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

The entire family

"Your eyebrows are beautiful, darling. I know you hate drawing them on."

'BOTOX...QUICK!

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

Family scene in jungle, "No daughter of mine is going out with all that make up on"

'This isn't going to be practical until somebody invents moisturizer.'

'Silicone implant ward.'

"This is the candidate I'll vote for! He took a bribe from my favorite cosmetic company!"

'You heard the man, Harold. It's a formal cruise--go back to the room and put on your black flip-flops.'

"Trust me, she's had work done."

After an argument they always kissed and made up.

Why Creatures Of The Night Don't Wear Corduroy

'No, we don't do any animal testing, but don't rule out a pop quiz once in a while.'

'She's definitely had work done.'

A little powder and a little paint makes a girl what she ain't!

'It's MURDER putting on make-up with no reflection!'

A woman shops for choir robes in sizes 'small' 'large' and 'large but think they are small'.

"If you really want to drive him wild, I'd go with the red lipstick."

Cosmetics not tesed on animals

'There'll be a two-hour recess while I get my hair done.'

Arthur maintains a sense of equanimity not matter what the world situation. Mind you, the Botox helps.

"I envy you. How do you stay so slimy?"

'Why is it women spend hours plucking their eyebrows...then spend hours penciling them back in again!'

'It appears you have dry scalp.'