Loves Cosmetic Humor Pillows

'She's definitely had work done.'

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

"You've been grinding your fangs."

Dentist Speak - Monologues

"I'm saying we lash out for the 'Deluxe' collagen treatment, next time, honey."

'Oh, great... Big date tonight and I've got a zit on my nose.'

Dentist Suction

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

"Your eyebrows are beautiful, darling. I know you hate drawing them on."

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

'You really should Floss.'

'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'

Crocodile Flossing

'BOTOX...QUICK!

Dracula's false teeth

Emergency room: 'He has a dislocated jaw, because his dentist kept telling him to, 'open wider'!'

'Silicone implant ward.'

'Do you extract teeth?'

"This zit is growing way out of control!"

'Oh dear.'

'That's the second gold tooth he's swallowed.'

"Trust me, she's had work done."

The bad news is that your teeth are shot. The good news is that you have the uvula of a man half your age.'

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'I'm ninety-seven years old and I still have all my own teeth.'

'Damn! Got to change denture adhesives.'

Seltzer paste.