Humorous Beauty Lover Pillows

'There'll be a two-hour recess while I get my hair done.'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"So what's your success rate?"

Butterfly Woman

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

"I'm saying we lash out for the 'Deluxe' collagen treatment, next time, honey."

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

'Someone ought to tell Rapunzel about a good dandruff shampoo.'

"Your eyebrows are beautiful, darling. I know you hate drawing them on."

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

'This isn't going to be practical until somebody invents moisturizer.'

"This is the candidate I'll vote for! He took a bribe from my favorite cosmetic company!"

Family scene in jungle, "No daughter of mine is going out with all that make up on"

'Silicone implant ward.'

"Bad Hair Life"

'BOTOX...QUICK!

'I want a smaller carrot.'

"Trust me, she's had work done."

Acceptance Shampoo: Your Hair Is Just Like That.

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'She's definitely had work done.'

A little powder and a little paint makes a girl what she ain't!

'I need something to remove the hair on my chinny chin chin.'