Hair Care Humorist Gifts

Saloon Selectives

'By accident they washed me with a conditioner!'

'I dunno. Looks like some kind of milking machine but she's wearing it all wrong.'

'What sort of dressing would sir like...matt or gloss ?'

"I just got the Google Earth app. I didn't know you had a bald spot."

'What's it look like I'm doing? I'm applying hair tonic to my bald tire.'

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

Man not happy about going bald.

'I stopped using that conditioner that adds more body and I still weigh the same.'

Centurion in a Shower

Shampoo for Medusa's scaley and slimey hair.

"I'm thinking about joining the Leaf Club for Men."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Not you. Your hair.

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Bald Man Overcomb

Operation Chrome Dome.

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

Open up the Shops!

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

Toupee in a tin.