Haircare Humorists Gifts

'My client requests a postponement, Your Honor -- he's having a bad hair day.'

'There'll be a two-hour recess while I get my hair done.'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Not you. Your hair.

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Operation Chrome Dome.

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

Bald Man Overcomb

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

Bobo's Barber Shop

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

Open up the Shops!

Toupee in a tin.

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

The Knitwit...

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

"And you thought you were having a bad hair day."

'I use that to check for combovers.'