Haircare Humorists Gifts

'My client requests a postponement, Your Honor -- he's having a bad hair day.'

'There'll be a two-hour recess while I get my hair done.'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

Operation Chrome Dome.

Bald Man Overcomb

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

Bobo's Barber Shop

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

Open up the Shops!

Toupee in a tin.

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

'Just the usual, thanks.'

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

'He was superhuman. Then he started to lose his hair.'

'I have a proceeding hairline. It runs in my family. . .'

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.