Hair Care Comedians Gifts

'So I still haven't met anyone else who has a blow dryer that requires two people.'

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'Just the usual, thanks.'

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

"I just got the Google Earth app. I didn't know you had a bald spot."

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

Centurion in a Shower

The eyebrow come over and the nose hair mustache.

Saloon Selectives

'There'll be a two-hour recess while I get my hair done.'

Mutant Moontunes - Fringeless Nigel

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

"Well, this anti-aging cream clearly states it removes crow's feet."

"Wash and Quo"

Obvious Comb-Over: Please Give.

'By accident they washed me with a conditioner!'

Shampoo for Medusa's scaley and slimey hair.

"Nice coffin hair Jerry..."

Man shaving from foam on a mug of beer.

Whale Pattern Balding,

'When I said 'I'm breaking out,' I meant that the food here is messing with my acne.'

Mop chop.

"Will these hooves ever dry?"

"Shuffle Mode"

"Nope...your 'Comb Over Ponytail' still isn't trending."

'What's it look like I'm doing? I'm applying hair tonic to my bald tire.'

"The hair growth formula didn't help Bob...so we're trying it in the garden!"

"My hair always looks awful in the winter."

Wife lifts husband's toupee to clean his head.

Man not happy about going bald.