Hair Care Jokester Gifts

"The hair growth formula didn't help Bob...so we're trying it in the garden!"

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

Snail Pattern Balding.

Operation Chrome Dome.

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

Open up the Shops!

'Just the usual, thanks.'

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

Centurion in a Shower

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

'I use that to check for combovers.'

'I have a proceeding hairline. It runs in my family. . .'

The eyebrow come over and the nose hair mustache.

Saloon Selectives

'I happened to swallow a bottle of rogaine!'

'There'll be a two-hour recess while I get my hair done.'

Obvious Comb-Over: Please Give.

"...and how would sir like it?"

'By accident they washed me with a conditioner!'

'Is throwing a toupee a technical foul?'

Shampoo for Medusa's scaley and slimey hair.

"Just take a little off the top!"

Whale Pattern Balding,

A man with a unibrow sneezes and the unibrow becomes his moustache.

'What's it look like I'm doing? I'm applying hair tonic to my bald tire.'

"My hair always looks awful in the winter."

"Your Honor, I ask you – is this the toupee of a successful adulterer?"