Haircare Humorist Gifts

The eyebrow come over and the nose hair mustache.

"My hair always looks awful in the winter."

'This is for your toupee.'

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

'You can't see the join, can you?'

Rapunzel was now regretting having got a Perm.

Hair today - gone tomorrow.

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Not you. Your hair.

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Operation Chrome Dome.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Bald Man Overcomb

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

Open up the Shops!

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

Toupee in a tin.

Bobo's Barber Shop

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."