Hair Humorists Gifts

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

Captain Pointy No.34 - Wig spotting

Getting thin up top? Don't despair! Help is on the way with these creative combing tips!

"High school reunions."

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Bald Man Overcomb

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Operation Chrome Dome.

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

Open up the Shops!

Bobo's Barber Shop

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

Toupee in a tin.

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

'You went for the highlights then?'

"Let's undress and make love!" "I am undressed!"

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'