Hair Humorists T-Shirts

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

Captain Pointy No.34 - Wig spotting

Getting thin up top? Don't despair! Help is on the way with these creative combing tips!

"High school reunions."

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Not you. Your hair.

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Bald Man Overcomb

Operation Chrome Dome.

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

Toupee in a tin.

Bobo's Barber Shop

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

Open up the Shops!

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."