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Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"Do you want it parted in the middle?"

Half full and half empty heads of hair

"Hey dude, when I said 'curls might help', that's not what I meant."

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'I've been having one long, continuous bad hair day for the past 25 years.'

'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'

"I think you've got too much moose in your hair."

"I want an easy to care for style that's also a desperate cry for help."

Just the usual, thanks.

'Occasionally, I like to wear my hair up.'

'I'm having a bad hair day.'

Prince trying to climb to Rapunzel. Has a wig in his hands.

"Just a little off the top thanks...!"

"...And be careful - there's a parrot in there somewhere!"

"Oh, just picking up the pieces of my life after a really traumatic haircut."

Perm. 'your PERM is blinding me..'

Trombone player.

Budget Toupee

Lions secret revealed.

'Stop running your fingers through my hair, Rita.'

Flyover of the Combover

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

Balderdash

"Medusa can't see me tonight. She just washed her hair and she can't do a thing with it!"

'The truly enlightened don't NEED comb-overs!'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Toupee in a tin.

Last Hair Care Kit.

My Rug Hell

'Your exercise program hasn't been a total loss -- at least you're getting thin on TOP.'

Toupee shop showcases hairy head covering.

Bald Man Overcomb

Hair Raising