Hair Humorist T-Shirts

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"Do you want it parted in the middle?"

Half full and half empty heads of hair

"Hey dude, when I said 'curls might help', that's not what I meant."

"I want an easy to care for style that's also a desperate cry for help."

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'I've been having one long, continuous bad hair day for the past 25 years.'

Just the usual, thanks.

"I think you've got too much moose in your hair."

'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'

Prince trying to climb to Rapunzel. Has a wig in his hands.

"Just a little off the top thanks...!"

'Occasionally, I like to wear my hair up.'

Trombone player.

'I'm having a bad hair day.'

Perm. 'your PERM is blinding me..'

"Oh, just picking up the pieces of my life after a really traumatic haircut."

"...And be careful - there's a parrot in there somewhere!"

Balderdash

"My opinion? The back hair comb-over isn't fooling anyone."

Budget Toupee

Toupee shop showcases hairy head covering.

'The truly enlightened don't NEED comb-overs!'

Last Hair Care Kit.

'Your exercise program hasn't been a total loss -- at least you're getting thin on TOP.'

Bald Man Overcomb

My Rug Hell

Toupee in a tin.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"Medusa can't see me tonight. She just washed her hair and she can't do a thing with it!"

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

Flyover of the Combover

'Stop running your fingers through my hair, Rita.'

Lions secret revealed.