Hair Style Humorist Gifts

'I've noticed that your ponytail has reached retirement length, Dave.'

"Your ad in the 'Voice' didn't mention your hair."

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Not you. Your hair.

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Bald Man Overcomb

Operation Chrome Dome.

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

Three-way mirror

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

Toupee in a tin.

Open up the Shops!

Bobo's Barber Shop

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

'You went for the highlights then?'

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

The Knitwit...