Hair Fashion Humorist Gifts

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

The Dandy

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

Operation Chrome Dome.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Flight Socks.

Bald Man Overcomb

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

Toupee in a tin.