Hair Fashion Humorist Gifts

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Not you. Your hair.

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

The Dandy

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

Flight Socks.

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Bald Man Overcomb

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Operation Chrome Dome.

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"