Hairdo Humorist Gifts

The Knitwit...

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

A guide to men's hairdos.

Evil Perm

'That one had just got out of bed.'

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Not you. Your hair.

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Operation Chrome Dome.

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Bald Man Overcomb

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

Toupee in a tin.

Open up the Shops!

Bobo's Barber Shop

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

'You went for the highlights then?'

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"