Hair Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

"Actually, I'm a rogaine catholic."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Bald Man Overcomb

Operation Chrome Dome.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

Toupee in a tin.

Open up the Shops!

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

Bobo's Barber Shop

'Just the usual, thanks.'

"Let's undress and make love!" "I am undressed!"

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

'He was superhuman. Then he started to lose his hair.'

'I have a proceeding hairline. It runs in my family. . .'