Hair Humor Lover Gifts

'Fred! You're a Bald Eagle! Accept it and get rid of that stupid wig!'

"I just washed my hair and can't do a thing with it!"

"Has someone been climbing up your hair again."

"You don't say, hair plugs?"

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Not you. Your hair.

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

Operation Chrome Dome.

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Bald Man Overcomb

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

Toupee in a tin.

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

Bobo's Barber Shop

Open up the Shops!

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

The Knitwit...