Hair Humor Aficionados Gifts

Mutant Moontunes - Fringeless Nigel

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Not you. Your hair.

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

Operation Chrome Dome.

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Bald Man Overcomb

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

Toupee in a tin.

Bobo's Barber Shop

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

'Just the usual, thanks.'

"Let's undress and make love!" "I am undressed!"

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

The Knitwit...

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover."

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

"And you thought you were having a bad hair day."