Hair Humor Fan Gifts

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

'Be honest, does my hair look mousy?'

'Good idea, John. I've never thought about growing my comb-over according to the prevailing winds.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

The Brothers Grime

Introducing...Anagraman.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'Check out the old dude.'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Beer Parasol.

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."

The Pencil and Sharpener

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).