Hair Humor Fan Pillows

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

'Be honest, does my hair look mousy?'

'Good idea, John. I've never thought about growing my comb-over according to the prevailing winds.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

The Brothers Grime

10 K Tail-Chase

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Introducing...Anagraman.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

The Snooze Bar.

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Not you. Your hair.

'Check out the old dude.'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Beer Parasol.

The Pencil and Sharpener

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

Ed's receding hairline!

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

No, I don

'It's a zen diaphragm.'